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ROTTEN FISH
If I do not have enough to do with this house. A couple of days back when I walked into my house I have been noticing an odor. If you know me I am always noticing an odor somewhere. I walked around trying to find this and nothing. Could not find it. Yesterday after coming home from work I walked into my house and RANK!!!!! What in the world is that smell. I had no time. I had to jump in the shower and change my cloths get back to school for a parent teacher conference. Hours later Kiersten and I finally make it home sweet home. I walk up to my door. I can smell this slight odor. FROM OUTSIDE MY DOOR????? Holly crap. We walked in the house it is coming from the kitchen. The closer I am to the pantry the more tainted the smell is. So I opened the pantry door. Oh NO!!! The smell is BAD. I think "lord please help me. I have a mouse that has rotted away in this pantry" Digging through stuff praying I do not find this dead mouse/rat, but needing to find it. I find nothing. I have our freezer in our pantry. It is a big pantry. Before I open the door (I'm smart) I look at the outlet. Yeap it is unplug. No telling how long this freezer has been unplugged. I know what you are thinking. Sounds like this thing has happened to me before It has very shortly after Ryan left it did. Only this time I didn't catch it in time before everything start to rot. I am dreading to open the door, but kind of very curios to open it. Well I opened it. HORSESHIT. It was bad. I start yelling for Ryan (he is deployed so that isn't helping me) The dogs rolled over and was playing dead. My cats are going crazy thinking this freezer is a giant white turd. Their natural instance is to cover up the smell. They are scratching all around it. But the turd just isn't getting covered up fast enough. The smell was B A D. I start laughing for real, Kiersten is crying. I'm laughing Kiersten's crying what is new? I said 'Kiersten what in this world are you crying about" she said " It smells, I do not want to go to school smelling like this" So of course I am laughing even harder. Well I had to stop laughing. The more I laughed I was like inhaling this smell so I now can taste it. YUCK. My poor daughter, cats, and dogs. I put me some gloves on along with big girl panties. I was the only one who was going to whoop this smell. Oh my. It was all good until I reached the shelve that is designated for fish. I slowly grabbed hold of this fish box. It felt a little damp. I start to pick it up. The box ripped it wasn't damp it was soaking wet. Fish feel out of it. Now i am laying on the pantry floor playing dead next to my dogs. I get this old rotted food into a garbage bag and I am running out of my house with it trying my best to not drip. Neighbors are outside watching. They already think I am crazy. So why not. I'm yelling looking all like a mad women on drugs. Talking to myself. Kicking the trash can cause I was so mad. I took it out on the trash can. It was a long hard night for me. I will repeat that. Last night was a long hard night for me. Kiersten stayed outside. She is no dumb dumb. She stayed AWAY. She needs to toughen up some. She should have grabbed a towel and helped out mom. So once you are around an odor you loose smell of it. I figured the bleach would get rid of it. This morning I woke up breathing nice and deep strokes of air. Not smelling anything tainted. I go out side to pull trash down to the curb. Trash day thank you!!! That container needs dumped. I walked back into my house. It started all over again. The smell. It is just terrible. I don't know how I am going to get rid of the tuna boat smell that is in my house. I am fixing to leave in about an hour. I will open all my windows and get some fresh air into this house. So how was your night?
3 comments:
You crack me up..."rolled over and played dead"!!!
is it the house or your lower lip that smells?
ooooooooohhhhhhh lol
Sounds like you had a rough day/night...did you finally get that smellout?
I am so glad you put on your 'big girl panties', haha! It is so tragic and hilarious all at the same time! Thanks for the good laugh ;)
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