Questions

* When the weather gets to be over 93 out, is my car suppose to smell like rotten milk?

* Why aren't my animals scared of me?

* Why doesn't my daughter fear me when I tell her she better listen to me?

* Is it normal to be able to wear your spouses shoes?

* Why can't I find the odor in my bathroom?

* When does good things happen for good people?

* How can food spoil in the fridge?

* Does anyone else laugh at their own jokes even is no one else thinks they are funny?

* Why can't the presidential election come any sooner?

* When someone tells you NO, what does that mean exactly?

* Why doesn't Kiersten want to be a flower girl?

* Why does Kiersten say she is about to throw up when I show her flower girl dresses?

* Why do I find gas to be so funny. I will laugh at myself if I am alone in my house it's just entertaining.

* Who was the first to ask "why did the chicken cross the road" ?

* Why do so many play the lottery, it is making my chances of winning so much less.

* Are you scared of little tree monsters at night when it rains?

* Why do these little monsters make the branches tap on my windows at night?

* Why does the fruit Kumquat sound so dirty?

* Have you ever had a friend sport around the "camel toe" and you didn't have the heart to tell them?

* What is the purpose of a Cockroach?

* Why can't I rear end cars that cut in front of me without my insurance paying?

* Why do I always feel like I have to catch up to the car in front of me no matter how far away they are?

* Does my husband really work, he comes home smelling the same as when he left?

* Why do men have so many hobbies that never gets finish?

* How do we fit so much crap into our house?

* Would it be unusual if I had a yard sale on a week day after 5 pm. I don't like waking up early on the weekends just to be rushed.

* Who honestly washes their cloths before wearing them the first time?

* How come when you watch a dog poo you will get a sty on your eye. For real just ask my husband!

* What do I want to be when I grow up?

*Why was life so easy growing up when my parents went out back and picked money off the money tree?

* Where can I steal this money tree?

* Does anyone else ever want to run over all the orange cones so nicely placed in the construction sites?

* Am I the only one that has ran them over?

* Do you ever find yourself talking to yourself?

* Do you ever get into a fight and start yelling then your daughter ask who you are talking to?

* Do you say that you was singing a Melissa Etheridge song like I do?

* Can Jack Russel's really poo that much in 3 hours?